If The Audience Doesn't Like

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

You Have To Imbue The Characters With Their Own Sort Of Feeling Of Justification And Morality. Everyone Has That, Whether We See Them As Evil Or Not. So I Try To Bring The Characters To Life By Making Them Likable Or Lovable, In The Sense That They Can Be, At Least To Themselves.

You Know That A Given In Life In Human Nature, Is That At A Sporting Event, A Baseball Game, A Football Game, You Never Introduce A Politician, Is Because He'll Be Booed. I Don't Care If He's The Most Beloved Person In The World, Its Part Of The Game.