If The Coyote's In Your

Only Criminals And Bloodsuckers Reward Bad Behavior.

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

I Stop And Think What They Call "punk Rock" Today...give Me A Break! Let Me Know When They Can Walk In The Vapor Trail Of Little Richard, Which Was Punk. You've Got A Gay Black Guy With A Pompadour Singing About Tutti Frutti With Your White Girl. Fuck You.

The Families Who Chose Me To Take Their Terminally Ill Kids On Their Last Hunts In Life Many Times Over The Years Know And Love The Real Ted Nugent. That They Decide I'm Good Enough To Take Part In Such A Spiritual And Emotional Moment In Their Lives Proves That I Am Good Enough.

Like The Average American That I Hang Out With, And Like My Father Before Me, I Raised All My Children To Respect Tools And Use Them Wisely And Safely.