If The Good Lord Intended

I Never Get Any Protests From Children. All You Get Are Giggles Of Mirth And Squirms Of Delight. I Know What Children Like.

What A Fortunate Fellow I Am, I Kept Telling Myself. Nobody Has Ever Had Such A Lovely Time As This!

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

Life Is More Fun If You Play Games.

Well Not Exactly," The Father Said."nobody Could Do That. But It Didn't Take Me Long.