Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
If The People In Europe Are Soooooo Smart, How Come So Many Of Them Can't Seem To Locate The Deodorant, Huh?
-Dave Barry
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
If The People In Europe
Dave Barry
If The People In Europe Are Soooooo Smart, How Come So Many Of Them Can't Seem To Locate The Deodorant, Huh?
Views: 23172
Topic
Smart
Europe
People
More From Dave Barry
The Ultimate Camping Trip Was The Lewis And Clark Expedition.
Travel
Journey
Camping
The Japanese Tend To Be Far More Co-operative And Docile And Group-oriented. It Would Be Easier To Get The Entire Population Of Tokyo To Wear Matching Outfits Than To Get Any Two Randomly Selected Americans To Agree On Pizza Toppings.
Funny
Japan
Two
But My Point Is That Competitive Eating Is A Real Sport, And I Considered Taking It Up. But When I Thought About What This Would Mean Sitting Around For Hours, Stuffing My Face With Unhealthy Food I Realized It Was Basically The Same Thing As Journalism.
Sports
Real
Mean
We Have Been Flooded With Postal Cards From All Over The United States And Several Parallel Universes. Just A Quick Glance Though These Cards Is Enough To Remind You Why This Great Nation, Despite All The Talk Of Decline, Still Leads The World In Tranquilizer Consumption.
Funny
Humorous
America
Another Well-known Paris Landmark Is The Arc De Triomphe, A Moving Monument To The Many Brave Women And Men Who Have Died Trying To Visit It.
Travel
Fun
Moving
Trending Author
Michael Palin
Bruce Barton
Maria Sharapova
DMX
James Rollins
Chris Evans
Category
Information