If The Shoe Fits You're

Let Your Children Go If You Want To Keep Them.

When A Fissure Off The California Coast Started Pumping And Dumping Oil On The Nearby Towns And Beaches, Everybody Started Dumping On Union Oil. Matters Weren't Helped One Iota By A Manufactured Quotation Attributed To Union's President, Fred Hartley, Alleging His Amazement At The Publicity For The Loss Of A Few Birds.... Fred Hartley Never Said What The Press Reported, As The Transcript And The Senate Committee Members Definitely Established. But I Don't Suppose The Truth Will Ever Catch Up With The More Colorful Falsehood.

If You Don't Watch Your Figure, You'll Have More Figure To Watch.

Perhaps Harvard's Greatest Contribution To Our Nation Is Its Requirement That Its On-leave Professors Who Want To Keep Their Crimson Seats Must Return From Washington After 24 Months.

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.