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Some People May Be Famous For Creating A Pencil Sharpener. I'm Famous For My Tits.

When I Was 15, All The Boys At School Had Off-road Motorbikes. I Wasn't Allowed To Have One, So I Just Went Out And Bought One. My Parents Took The Keys.

To Think Someone Can Go Out And Sell Something About You Is Really Disgusting. I'm Much More Careful Now.

Hopefully I'll Be Successful With The Singing, But There Are So Many Other Things I Want To Do, Like Acting. I'll Do Them One At A Time First!

I Sometimes Wonder What This Person Or That Person Might Be Like In Bed.