If There Were Any People

If Government Were A Plant, It Would Be Kudzu.

The Single Most Prevalent Form Of Child Abuse In This Country Is The Act Of Sending A Child To A Government School. We Worry Incessantly About The Separation Of Church And State. We Would Do Well To Devote Half As Much Attention To The Separation Of Government And Education.

Screaming Racism Is The Last Refuge Of Leftist Intellectuals Who've Completely Lost Their Mojo.

Politicians Detest Self-sufficient Citizens. Politicians Need To Be Needed. When We Get Socialized Medicine, You Will Be Completely Dependent Upon Politicians For Your Medical Care, As Canadians Are Today. That's Why If You Need An Mri In Canada, You Have To Wait Three Months - Unless You Pay Certain Kinds Of Homage To The Right Politicians.

Usually, I Take A Hike For A While After Submitting A Column To Townhall. Too Much Of My Insensitivity Can Cause Emotional Problems Among Proggies, And I Am, After All, A Compassionate Man.