If There's Anything Mean In

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.

We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.