If There's Comfort Involved, It's

I Never Dreamed I Would Want To Be Or Become A Financial Advisor.

I Lived To Make Scott Baio Laugh.

I Always Felt As Though, 'if Nothing Else, I Have A Successful Marriage.'

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!

I Spent Six Years In Bible Study Because I Needed To Get Grounded. People Really Need To Spend Time In The Bible Getting To Know The God They Claim To Love.