If Things Are Too Perfect,

If Every Cigarette You Smoke Takes Seven Minutes Off Of Your Life, Every Game Of Dungeons & Dragons You Play Delays The Loss Of Your Virginity By Seven Hours.

Multiply Your Death, Divide By Sex, Add Up Your Violence, What Do You Get?

Someday, When I Manage To Finally Figure Out How To Take Care Of Myself, Then I'll Consider Taking Care Of Someone Else.

I Still Get Excited Performing Live. When You See The Immediate Reaction From A Crowd, Its Like Being A Theater Performer, Its Something You Can't Get From Being A Writer Or Being An Ad Man ... Its Almost Ritualistic.

I'm Chaos, I've Always Been Chaos, My Point On Earth Is Chaos.