If Voting Changed Anything, It

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

Environmentalists Changed The Word Jungle To Rain Forest, Because No One Would Give Them Money To Save A Jungle. Same With Swamps And Wetlands.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?

The Radio Ad "hi, I'm Jeff Healey From The Jeff Healey Band. Don't Drink And Drive. I Don't". Well, I Hope You Don't Drive Sober Either Mr. Healey. You're Blind For God's Sake!