If We Build Three Million

The Americans Lecture The World On Democracy And Then Won’t Let Me Turn The Traction Control Off!

Racing Cars Which Have Been Converted For Road Use Never Really Work. It's Like Making A Hard Core Adult Film, And Then Editing It So That It Can Be Shown In British Hotels. You'd Just End Up With A Sort Of Half Hour Close Up Of Some Bloke's Sweaty Face.

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

If The Scottish Want To Break Away, I Shall Stand On Hadrian's Wall With A Teary Handkerchief, And Say: 'good Riddance To The Lot Of You, And Take Your Stupid Bagpipes With You.'

I Like To Be Loved By My Children, And I Quite Like The Guardian Hating Me.