If We Couldn't Laugh, We

I've Got A Caribbean Soul I Can Barely Control, And Some Texas Hidden Here In My Heart!

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

With You, I Would Walk Anywhere