If You Are Going To

Acting Is The Best Job In The World. Look At The Way They Treat You When You Turn Up For Work. They Give You Breakfast And A Cup Of Tea And Ask, 'are You All Right' They Tart Up Your Face, You Say Somebody Else's Words, Then Pick Up Your Check And Go Home. And You Get Days Off. I Tell You, It Really Is The Way To Live.

You Have To Learn To Hallucinate.

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

I Started My Career By Becoming A Stalker, Watching Women In The Street, The Way They Greet Each Other. I Thought If I Could Capture Some Of That Expression, That Depth Of Emotion, It Will Make Me Interesting To Watch As An Actor.

What Would I Have Done If I Wasn't An Actor? Probably Rob Banks.