If You Are Serious, Don't

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

My Friends And I Were Wild And We Liked To Joy-ride.

At Dances When I Was A Little Kid, Art Would Be Up There Singing While I'd Be Dancing With Some Girl A Foot Taller Than Me.

Sometimes I Sing Along In The Car, If Something Good Is Playing Like Marvin Gaye.

I Think Things Happened The Way They Did For A Reason