If You Believe That Men

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

One Of My Life Goals Is To Be A Best Man. It's A Baller Position. You Get Drunk, You Make Speeches, And You Make Love To The Prettiest Bridesmaid, Usually Standing From Behind.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.

Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With A Full Grown Man.