If You Call Your Opponent

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.