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I Have A Ball - And It Keeps My Heart Rate Up. I Get To Wear Fabulous Clothes. I Get To Make People Laugh. That's My Core Business, And That's Where I'll Always Return.

When My Daughter Was Younger We Showed Her All The Great Musicals. And The Great Dramas And Great Comedies, And The One That She Took To The Most Was Some Like It Hot.

We Are All Part Of The Ecosystem.

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

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