If You Can't Join Them,

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?