If You Can't Make Fun

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

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The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.