If You Corner Me, You

The Right Time To Die Is Never Exactly Now.

My Strengths Make Me Contemptuous. My Weaknesses Make Me Charitable.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

I Keep Renaming My Motives, But Continue Doing The Same Things.

I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.