If You Don't Go Towards

My Grandmother Taught Me That Accomplishments Meant Less Than What You Left Behind. I Started To Ask Myself What Impact My Comedy Would Have On People's Lives. And That Changed My Act. I Got Cleaner. I Stopped Talking About Generic Stuff Like Airplane Peanuts And Started Speaking The Truth About My Gift.

I Am On The Power Toothbrush Train And I'm Asking People To Try To Using An Oral B Power Toothbrush. I Just Started Using One And I Cannot Believe That I Waited This Long To Use A Power Toothbrush. It's So Much Easier Than Using A Manual Toothbrush.

I've Always Been A Strong Believer That You Were Born With The Hair You've Got, But Have The Ability To Get The Hair You Want.

I Was Taught Not To Confront And Interrupt People, But That's What I Do Every Day On 'the View.'

I've Always Liked The Fact That I Could Make People Laugh At Crazy Stuff That Has Happened To Me. If It Makes You Feel Better At Me Falling Down The Stairs...then I'm Going To Do It.