If You Don't Win, It's

To Get Squares You Have To Give Up Squares.

Chess Is Like War On A Board

In Chess So Much Depends On Opening Theory, So The Champions Before The Last Century Did Not Know As Much As I Do And Other Players Do About Opening Theory. So If You Just Brought Them Back From The Dead They Wouldn't Do Well. They'd Get Bad Openings.

I Add Status To Any Tournament I Attend.

They're All Weak, All Women. They're Stupid Compared To Men. They Shouldn't Play Chess, You Know. They're Like Beginners. They Lose Every Single Game Against A Man. There Isn't A Woman Player In The World I Can't Give Knight-odds To And Still Beat.