If You Ever Find Happiness

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

It Is Not All Bad, This Getting Old, Ripening. After The Fruit Has Got Its Growth It Should Juice Up And Mellow. God Forbid I Should Live Long Enough To Ferment And Rot And Fall To The Ground In A Squash.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.