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Naturally, When It Comes To Voting, We In Texas Are Accustomed To Discerning That Fine Hair’s-breadth Worth Of Difference That Makes One Hopeless Dipstick Slightly Less Awful Than The Other. But It Does Raise The Question: Why Bother?

I Dearly Love The State Of Texas, But I Consider That A Harmless Perversion On My Part, And Discuss It Only With Consenting Adults.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

Havin' Fun While Freedom Fightin' Must Be One Of Those Lunatic Texas Traits We Get From The Water - Which Is Known To Have Lithium In It - Because It Goes All The Way Back To Sam Houston, Surely The Most Lovable, The Most Human, And The Funniest Of All The Great Men This Country Has Ever Produced.

Anyone Who Thinks Humans Are Not Capable Of So Fouling Their Own Nest That The Land And The Waters Can No Longer Be Productive Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.