If You Go To Church,

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

It May Be A Cold, Clammy Thing To Say, But Those That Treat Friendship The Same As Any Other Selfishness Seem To Get The Most Out Of It.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.