If You Had Five Photos

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!