If You Have Confidence You

One Day When A Linesman Starts To Laugh I Swear I Will Hit The Guy Over The Head With My Racket. I Think It Will Be The End Of My Career, But I Will Be Happy.

I Haven't Reported My Missing Credit Card To The Police Because Whoever Stole It Is Spending Less Than My Wife.

As Long As I Can Get Angry Then I Play Well. If I Play Well I Can Beat Everybody. I Am Happy Because I Am Getting Angry.

I Was Always Rather Nasty. I Was Willing To Be Friends With The Devil, Just To Cross The Bridge.

Whoever Stole It Is Spending Less Money Than My Wife.