If You Have Script Problems

If You Have It You Don't Need It. If You Need It, You Don't Have It. If You Have It, You Need More Of It. If You Have More Of It, You Don't Need Less Of It. You Need It To Get It. And You Certainly Need It To Get More Of It. But If You Don't Already Have Any Of It To Begin With, You Can't Get Any Of It To Get Started, Which Means You Really Have No Idea How To Get It In The First Place, Do You? You Can Share It, Sure. You Can Even Stockpile It If You Like. But You Can't Fake It. Wanting It. Needing It. Wishing For It. The Point Is If You've Never Had Any Of It Ever People Just Seem To Know.

It's Very Gratifying That Someone Likes What You're Selling.

Only Comedies Can Get You That Engaged In A Movie, Dramas People Just Sort Of Sit There And Eat Their Popcorn And Nothing Really Happens, They Might Cry A Little Bit, But That's It. Horror Movies Are Talking At The Screen, Guys Are Elbowing Each Other, Laughing At Each Other Because They Got Scared. That's The Beauty Of A Horror Movie.

I'm Wearing Three Hats; I'm Acting, Producing, And Directing. I Was Very Involved In Developing The Script, Too. But To Me, That Is Very Liberating. To Me, The Lower The Budget, The More I Want To Be Involved. I Want To Be More In Control Of My Own Destiny When There Isn't Much Money Involved, Because You Don't Have The Experts Who Can Control Your Destiny.

You Could Have A Bunch Of Good Actors But They Can't Keep A Relationship To Save Their Lives. Everyone Thinks It's So Glamorous That Ben Affleck Is Sleeping With All These Different Chicks. It's Only Because He Can't Keep A Single Relationship Because He's Working All The Time.