If You Haven't Already Told

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

Large Corporations Welcome Innovation And Individualism In The Same Way The Dinosaurs Welcomed Large Meteors.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.