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I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce.

If You Don't Know How To Meditate At Least Try To Spend Some Time Every Day Just Sitting.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.

If You're Going To Do An Interview About A Movie Or Anything Like That, You're Vulnerable. You Say Stupid Things. Or If You're Applying For A Green Card You Feel Very Vulnerable And You're Likely To Spout Out Something Stupid In The Middle Of It All.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.