If You Lie To A

I Won't Take No For A Question.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."