If You Listen Carefully, You

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

A Real Pleasure Is A Pleasure That One Enjoys By One's Self, Without A Companion, And Without A Single Argument.

The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The Poor From Hunger.

No One Knows Whom The Shoe Pinches - No One.