If You Live To Be

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.