If You Look At Eggs,

There Is Probably No More Obnoxious Class Of Citizen, Taken End For End, Than The Returning Vacationist.

The Biggest Obstacle To Professional Writing Is The Necessity For Changing A Typewriter Ribbon.

What Is To Be Done With People Who Can't Read A Sunday Paper Without Messing It All Up?... Show Me A Sunday Paper Which Has Been Left In A Condition Fit Only For Kite Flying, And I Will Show You An Antisocial And Dangerous Character Who Has Left It That Way.

I Never Liked Bananas Much Anyway. Two-thirds Of The Way Down Even One Banana I Am Willing To Concede Defeat Smilingly And Give The Rest To The Nearest Monkey.

There Are Two Ways To Travel, First Class Or With Children.