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None Has More Frequent Conversations With A Disagreeable Self Than The Man Of Pleasure; His Enthusiasms Are But Few And Transient; His Appetites, Like Angry Creditors, Are Continually Making Fruitless Demands For What He Is Unable To Pay; And The Greater His Former Pleasures, The More Strong His Regret, The More Impatient His Expectations. A Life Of Pleasure Is, Therefore, The Most Unpleasing Life.

Tolerance It A Tremendous Virtue, But The Immediate Neighbors Of Tolerance Are Apathy And Weakness.

Praise In The Beginning Is Agreeable Enough; And We Receive It As A Favor; But When It Comes In Great Quantities, We Regard It Only As A Debt, Which Nothing But Our Merit Could Extort.

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