If You Read A Lot,

Writers Have Problems Writing Sex Scenes, Because Writing One Really Well Is Pornography.

That Which We Call Civilization Is Merely The Accumulated Debris Of A Chilling Number Of Bad Nights.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

When It Comes To Sports I Am Not Particularly Interested. Generally Speaking, I Look Upon Them As Dangerous And Tiring Activities Performed By People With Whom I Share Nothing Except The Right To Trial By Jury.

All Of Television's Appalling, But This Is Hardly A New Statement.