If You Stretched The Average

I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Wrapped In A Pita. Why The Pita? That Counts As Another Mystery.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.