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If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

-Dane Cook

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If You Take A Negative,

Dane Cook

If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

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