If You Think It's Easy

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.