If You Treat A Girl

I'm So Proud Of Myself. I Worked With Anger, With The Darkest Things In The World.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.

I've Discreetly Dated A Lot Of People - I Once Dated A Billionaire, Mostly Because It Was Fun To Say, "i'm Dating A Billionaire," But We Did Not Have The Same Taste In Music, And It Was Doomed.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

Twitter Is An Amazing Thing, Because People Follow Each Other And They Can Make Friends.