If You Want To Be

I Make Jessica Simpson Look Like A Rock Scientist.

Why Is Partying And Having A Good Time Bad?

You Know, It Actually Can Happen. I Mean, The Chances Of It Happening Are Very Rare, But It Can Happen Actually. Which Is Crazy. Not That It—the Chances Of It Are, Like, You Know, It's Like Probably ‘pigs Could Fly.' Like, I Don't Think Pigs Could Fly, But Actually Sharks Could Be Stuck In Tornados. There Could Be A Sharknado.

I'm Not Perfect, I Do Drink. I Do Smoke. Carson Daly Can't Go Out And Get Messed Up, He Can't Smoke In Front Of Kids - He's The Face Of Mtv, And He Has To Be Good. But Me? I Can.

The Worst Thing I Ever Did Is Dance On The Table.