If You Want To Cry,

The Dancers Finished Thier Set, And One Immediately Strolled Over To Our Table And Straddled Ranger. Want A Private Party?" She Asked. Not Tonight," Ranger Said. He Handed Her A Twenty, And She Left. What About The Cat-feeding Theory?" I Asked Him. Out The Window.

There's Me And Then There's You, And You Aren't Ever Going To Be As Good As Me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

He [ranger] Stopped In Front Of My Parents' House, And We Both Looked To The Door. My Mother And My Grandmother Were Standing There, Watching Us. "i'm Not Sure I Feel Comfortable About The Way Your Grandma Looks At Me," Ranger Said. [stephanie] "she Wants To See You Naked." "i Wish You Hadn't Told Me That, Babe." "everyone I Know Wants To See You Naked." "and You?" "never Crossed My Mind." I Held My Breath When I Said It, And I Hoped God Wouldn't Stike Me Down Dead For Lying.

With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is Food.