If You Want To Dry

A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

For Example, I Was A White House Intern The Summer Before I Dropped Out Of Law School. Everybody Knew About It. I'd Come Home And Go To Church And Everybody Would Say, Oh, My God. Demetri, You're Working At The White House.