If You Want To Have

You Don't Give Something Away Because It's Fat. You Take It And You Look At It.

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. Please Get Me Out Of Jail And I Promise I Will Never Drink Again. Drink And Drive. I Will Never Drink And Drive Again. I May Even Start My Own Group Fashioned After Madd, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, But I'll Call It Awltdash, Alcoholics Who Like To Drink And Stay Home.

Don't Choose The Better Guy, Choose The Guy That's Gonna Make You The Better Girl

Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Just Got Themselves A Marriage License. I Think Before She Gets Married Again Pam Needs To Slow Down And Think About Whether This Is Really The Man She Wants To Spend Three Or Four Months Of Her Life With.