If You Would Be Accounted

Knowledge Is The Small Part Of Ignorance That We Arrange And Classify.

Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.

A Popular Author Is One Who Writes What The People Think. Genius Invites Them To Think Something Else.

Rope, N. An Obsolescent Appliance For Reminding Assassins That They Too Are Mortal. It Is Put About The Neck And Remains In Place One's Whole Life Long.

Patriotism: The First Resort Of A Scoundrel.