If You'd See My Schedule,

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.

People Say You Can't Go Out And Eat With Your Players. I Say Why Not.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.