If Your Oxygen Mask Drops

This Is My Theater. This Is Where I Can Sing And Act Out A Play And Do Sit-ups At The Same Time

When I Was Growing Up, I Did Not Exercise At All. I Was Raised In The French Quarter In New Orleans. If I Saw Someone Running, I Would Call The Police Because I Thought They Stole Something On Royal Street.

People Spend Thousands In Therapy Digging And Digging In The Past. When You Dig And Dig, You Find Relics. Try To Forgive Yourself And Get Back On That Ride.

After I Talk To So Many People Who Are So Unhappy About Their Weight And So Depressed That They Don't See Any Rainbows In Their Life, After I Talk To About 30 Of Those, Then I Try To Walk Away And Pet My Dog, Just Do Something That Makes Me Happy.

When The King Gets Depressed, He Doesn't Call For His Wife. He Doesn't Call For The Cook. He Calls For The Court Jester.