If Your Thighs Look Like

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.