If You're Going To Act

I Don't Know That I Can Define Fear. But One Of The Sources Of Fear Is Holding Up Some Sort Of Model Life That Doesn't Exist And Feeling Like You're Far Away From It.

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny. Twitter Doesn't Work As A Promotional Tool Unless You Do It Very, Very, Very Occasionally.

I've Never Been Disappointed, Because I've Never Given Somebody I Liked That Much Power.